Steroids? I hardly know 'er!

If my friend were to use steroids to enhance his performance on the baseball team, I would probably tell the coach about it. It’s one thing to use, say, growth hormones, but steroids? What the flying monkeys? Do you have any idea what those do to your balsamic vinegar? If I didn’t say anything and we ended up winning the championship, I would forever feel guilty about it. It’s simply not worth it. Plus, saving my friend’s life is more important than our friendship. If he were a true friend, he’d be thankful I stopped him. The fact that he uses steroids makes him sound like a jerk anyway. Using steroids is pretty low, and cheap. No, the steroids aren’t cheap, he probably got those on the street for, like, $200. It’s a cheap move, is what I’m saying. I think there was a vocabulary word for this but I forget and I’m too lazy to look it up now. What was I talking about? Oh right, the steroids. If the guy’s using steroids, then he doesn’t deserve to be on the team, quite frankly. I guess that’s it then. Nothing more to talk aboooouuuuuuttt.................................................................................................................How long is this so far? Lemme just zooom out here.............. Darn, still not half a page. Hm. I hear that Harry Potter 7 was good. I haven’t seen it, but....... I’ve heard things. Man, I hate America’s Funniest Home Videos. It’s just a bunch of people getting hurt. Is anyone still reading this? This is SUCH a long paaageeee...... Just gonna zoom out again....... Aaaaand that just about does it. G’night folks.