Stoic and Creepy

Hello Bloggers. Look at the title. Now back to me. Now back at the title, now back to me. Sadly, that title doesn't reflect me. But if the Stoics stopped being emotionless and switched to Epicurean, they could act like they're me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on Blogger with a peer who the Stoics should've been like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a brain with the Epicurean beliefs you love. Look again. The brain is now livelier! Anything is possible when you follow Epicurean beliefs like me and stop being stoic. I'm on a horse. *whistle*